Introducing "Maybe Don't"

Are you wondering if you should leave that situationship with that dude who lives with his mom who lives with his grandma?

Is your coworker making you have American Psycho monologues in your head whenever you are forced to interact with them and you just don't know what to do about it?

Does your girlfriend's dad hate you and you're wondering if you should if you should either A) Take him golfing and impress him with your wicked stroke or B) Challenge him to a duel at your local Waffle House?

Then, boy, do I have good news for you! Welcome to Maybe Don't, your favorite new advice column. You hit us up with your real life issues (anonymous af) and I, Nicole, give you a full range of options on how to handle it and we whittle it down to the one that won't land you in prison.

What are my qualifications, you may ask? Well, I have literally been making the worst life decisions in all of the universe for most of my time on this spinning rock. I've slashed tires, so you don't have to. I know all the ways that are gonna make your situation worse. Which means we can make a better decision together.

Hug your mom. Eat your veggies. And don't smoke crack.

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